I'm not dead, everyone. Just really, really sick. Let me tell you, this year's flu stinks. I feel disgustingly ill.
Anyway, I know I've been gone since August. And I know I was supposed to help poor Kathy S. With her horrible friends issue. In case you haven't dealt with that yet, my advice to you, Kathy S, is to find new friends. Ones that will believe you when you say a guy hit on you. No matter who the guy is. I'm sure your friends (if they're real friends) will come around eventually (if they haven't already), but in the meantime, I'd look for some more loyal friends.
I can't stay on long. I feel too ill to chat much. Just wanted to tell everyone I'm still alive.
Have a nice day! And happy writing!